Oh Similac, it has been a nice ride. We appreciate the nutrition you have provided our children and are thankful that you are readily available at every grocery store. While we appreciate you, you will not be missed. Our pocket book has taken a hit - as well as our life savings - as you have consumed nearly $3,000 of our hard earned money over the last 27 months.
We wish you well and hope we never see you again. May my jugs work better the next time around - third times the charm, right (if there is a third time)? Au revoir, adios, goodbye!
1 comment:
hilarious. simply hilarious. and i pray your jugs are plentiful next go round!
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